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Post by lastonthecoach on Jul 15, 2008 21:53:34 GMT
3 men in a sauna, an american, japanese and paddy. They hear a beepin sound, the american touches his arm and says "thats my pager, i have a microchip under my skin".
Next a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says "thats my mobile, i have a microchip in my hand".
Paddy feeling very low tech goes to the toilet and comes back with toilet paper hanging from his bottom, he says "oh jeysus, would you look at that I'm getting a fax"!
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Post by baywatcher on Jul 15, 2008 22:05:04 GMT
Lastonthecoach - I think you need a hobby.
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Post by robin on Jul 22, 2008 0:13:07 GMT
After having their 11th child, a Crawley couple decided that was enough, as
the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and
his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the p rob lem but it
was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Crawleyite said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on
his other hand.
This procedure also works in Brighton, parts of Lewes and anywhere in
Scotland.
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