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Post by SHABBA! on Jul 30, 2009 22:28:30 GMT
hahahahaahahahahaha.
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Post by captainscoat on Aug 13, 2009 19:01:11 GMT
Virge now has at least 3 songs just about him!!!!
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Post by Colin 'Trigger' Potter on Aug 19, 2009 6:44:16 GMT
and so with his shaven head, specs and best alan carr tribute smile, the virge set off for grays, ready to lead the ebe into battle once again. His war paint added by scooby and shabba to form the now infamous 'biro beard' made the journey to essex a little painful on the ribs. A few choice words from the virge on learning some new phraises thanks to google caused the coat to shed a tear or two. the game itself was a bit of a non starter for the virge, his attempt to pull the 'freebie' spectator twarted at the 'hello' stage. All was not lost though, the purchase of a gentlemans magazine on the journey home made sure the virge didn't return empty handed.
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Post by Jim "Convertedeagle" Stewart on Aug 19, 2009 10:14:03 GMT
All was not lost though, the purchase of a gentlemans magazine on the journey home made sure the virge didn't return empty handed. Man size Kleenex too I presume?
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Post by juppy on Aug 19, 2009 11:23:49 GMT
lol lol
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Post by captainscoat on Aug 19, 2009 21:38:57 GMT
Just after the final whistle the biro beard wealding leader of the now infamous EBE (not to be confused with the rival PLE) decided to mount the fence and launch a pitch invasion. unfortunatly for the fearsome virge the fence was a little to high and resulted in a crash landing on the pitch! in a vain attempt to hide his terrorising act the virge swiftly reteated back to the atand but had to make two attempts as a rather angry steward weilding a pitch fork in hand chased him off. To break the doom and gloom of the car journey back once the virges 10 second read of the before mention gentleman magazine was over the conversation turned to great classics of modern arts! having been asked about a certian classic by george orwell the alan carr double came out with the classic ive read the book but never seen the film! the whole scene was set to the back drop of virges classic ipod collection of Nelly Furtado's "Maneater" & the beatles "love me do"
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Post by juppy on Aug 19, 2009 21:58:37 GMT
hahahaha. . . .
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Post by Colin 'Trigger' Potter on Aug 21, 2009 19:00:25 GMT
virge and his war paint application. Attachments:
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Post by captainscoat on Aug 21, 2009 22:32:07 GMT
Please show the after pic of our great leader! EBE EBE EBE
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Post by Colin 'Trigger' Potter on Aug 22, 2009 12:19:45 GMT
don't think i have a very good after shot of the war paint.
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Post by Colin 'Trigger' Potter on Aug 24, 2009 6:20:45 GMT
as we edge towards saturday and the next away match.... The question must now be asked........ Is the city of Salisbury ready for The Virge? ?
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Post by captainscoat on Aug 24, 2009 22:59:42 GMT
will the tramp be able to taKE virges verbals again???
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Post by Colin 'Trigger' Potter on Aug 30, 2009 9:57:07 GMT
So an away trip to Salisbury descended upon us and the Virge was more ready than ever after walking the long way round to the rendez vous point at the cafe in green street. To ensure he wasn't weighed down by food a light brekkie of beans on toast was just enough to quench his hunger until the thirst for violence would set in later. Shabba applied the war paint but not in the usual form of the 'Biro beard' this time, 'designer stubble' thanks to the face paint made sure that even those driving past would start to quiver in fear at his mean lookingness. A brief stop in a service station allowed for Virge to enjoy a nice intimate moment with a pirate (unfortunately scooby didn't save the picture) we half expected Virge to invite the pirate to the days events down the road especially after he asked the Virge '' is that a very prickly beard?'' (make of that what you will). With a sad farewell and a smudge on his beard we all hit the road again. On arrival at the ground it became apparent just why the Virge is a supporter not player as we had a bit of kick about outside the stadium. The Virge made some friends inside the side ground before kick off although he did admit to us that he thought they looked ''abit weird''. During the game everyone thought it was going to get ugly, so much so that the stewards had stand between the EBE and the 'Salisbury youth'. One city fan got carried away and actually made comments in the direction of our beloved leader, that was when the **** really hit the fan. The Virge flared up, eyeballs bulging, lip quivering, chest up and out, this was pure rage in the first degree. The Salisbury stewards noticed the Virge was seconds away from going medieval on his bottom so they spoke to the Salisbury fan in question. well, they obviously told him who the Virge is as he came over to apologize and beg for mercy. Virge being the bigger man forgave him. Losing the hat was the only other bit of interest for the Virge after that but a steward quickly recovered it, in fear of bing beaten i assume. with the game over and the journey back an uneventful one by usual standards the only comments to come from the back of the car were scooby saying ''let me pull it out'' followed quickly by Virge screaming ''ouch'' (again, make of that what you will). All in all a good trip out for the Virge, roll on the next one.
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Post by Colin 'Trigger' Potter on Aug 30, 2009 10:12:04 GMT
The Virge Attachments:
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Post by captainscoat on Aug 31, 2009 9:46:35 GMT
blimey from roland browning to alan carr NOW JEREMY BEADLE!!!
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Post by Jim "Convertedeagle" Stewart on Aug 31, 2009 9:52:05 GMT
New chant please....
Watch out Virge is about, watch out Virge is about, Oh you better watch out, the PLE is about...
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Post by Ollie on Sept 17, 2009 9:39:33 GMT
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Post by captainscoat on Sept 18, 2009 6:28:33 GMT
Good spot! The leader of the EBE is certianly becoming well known!
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Post by captainscoat on Sept 24, 2009 18:35:45 GMT
Virge was seen on Tuesday having a juice eruption all over juppys jumper!! Sign of the times? Discuss......
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Post by Colin 'Trigger' Potter on Oct 9, 2009 15:01:45 GMT
with the journey north tomorrow the question must asked..... Is the metropolis of gateshead ready for the virge?
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